jointheyoutubefamily:

snorlaxatives:

dewgongo:

NASH GRIER IN TEARS

JUSTIN BIEBER GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACES

THIS MUST BE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING WEEK FOR ALL 13 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ACROSS THE WORLD

BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS LOVING IT LMAOOO

From a 13 year old white girl: HAHA MOTHERFUCKERS GOT WHAT THEY FUCKIN’ DESERVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU NASH GRIER AND JUSTIN BIEBER
  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

cumber-blonde:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

Benedict went from “oh crumpets!” to “fuck that shit” and there’s only 1 man to blame

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ajnerdess:

colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

this symbolizes one of the many reasons why I no longer eat meat, but also makes me question why I dislike children so much, never too late to see a different perspective

kefkaownsall:

hopeissuffering:

Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo

Half of tumblr is both at the same time

"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via mor-iarty)

happy 33rd birthday, harry james potter.

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

stop-hauntingme:

itsraininbritishmen:

fuckinwinchesters:

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK
alright carry on

this has been on my blog like 3 times today. HELLO AGAIN

"let’s just make this quick all right?"

stop-hauntingme:

itsraininbritishmen:

fuckinwinchesters:

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK

alright carry on

this has been on my blog like 3 times today. HELLO AGAIN

"let’s just make this quick all right?"

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne Cox corrects Gayle King on CBS

Gayle King is such an ass that’s so rude she really said “blah blah blah”??